TOP 20 ANSWERS YOU NEED TO KNOW TO BE AN SAP EXPERT CONSULTANT

1. It depends how you configure it.
2. That's not a good translation from German.
3. That's in another module.
4. How did you get there?
5. That's a good question. I'd like to see how that works myself.
6. That will be in the next release. I haven't actually seen it yet.
7. You wouldn't want to do that.
8. Let's try that and see what happens.
9. That's a Basis question.
10. I don't know, the "expert" will be here Monday. Be sure to ask him/her.
11. That's not the way it's supposed to work? what did you do?
12. You'll never need to do that, but if you do, call the hotline.
13. Trust me, I know what I'm talking about.
14. An ABAP/4 report can be written to get that information.
15. I'm sorry I have a plane to catch.
16. It's a bug.
17. Let me call the programmers in Walldorf.
18. OSS is down.
19. It's been fixed in the next release, but you don't want to upgrade at this stage.
20. And the most important answer if you have no idea at all: That's outside the scope of what we are doing.

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20 possible abbreviations for “S.A.P.” (with some reality):

1. (S)tart (A)dding (P)atches
2. Salary Appreciation Program
3. Spend A Pound, Safe A Penny
4. (SAP)Scripts Are Painful
5. See After Playing
6. See Administrators Panic
7. Send another payment
8. Shoot Again, Players !
9. Simple Application Program
10. Simply A Program
11. Sit And Play
12. Sit And Pray
13. Smile And Pay
14. Sodding Awful Program
15. Solves All Problems
16. Structural Adjustment Programme
17. Send Another Payment
18. Shrink Approved Profitbase
19. Security Administrators’ Profit
20. ABAP: (a)lways (b)etter (a)lternatives (p)ossible

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